50 Fun Things to Do in Supermarket
- Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
- Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
- Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
- Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
- Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
- Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
- Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
- Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
- When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
- Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.
- Play with the automatic doors.
- Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!… ” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
- While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway? “
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Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
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Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive. ”
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Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
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Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field.
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As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic! ”
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Put M;M’s on layaway.
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Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
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Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
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Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
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Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
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Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “… I’m Batman. Come, Robin–to the Batcave! ”
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TP as much of the store as possible.
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Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
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Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
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When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone? ”
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When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!
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Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i. e. , “Do you have any Shnerples here? ”
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Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G. I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
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Take bets on the battle described above.
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Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
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Hold indoor shopping cart races.
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Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible. ”
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Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
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Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
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Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies? ”
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Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
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Two words: “Marco Polo. ”
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Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
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“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
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When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
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Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
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When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!
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Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
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Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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Hmm… only 48 things so far???
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. Naaawwww, go in the next supermarket and ask an employee for the 2 Missing fun things to do in his supermarket.
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Submitted by Eeyore002: Get you some popcorn and a comfy seat and plant yourself in the movie section and watch whatever movie is on, if you can’t conquer the VCR’s control
